Yes, I Heard You - Funny Masonic Penguin T-Shirt

Every Mason knows this conversation. You explain for the hundredth time that no, we don't worship anything weird, no, we're not secretly running the world, and no, you can't join just by asking on Facebook. And the whole time, the penguin just stands there in full regalia, unimpressed: "Yes, I heard you."

For the brother who's heard it all and has the patience of a flightless bird.