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We Do! We Do!

by John Paul Gomez February 01, 2012

Brethren who are fans of The Simpson's show can definitely sing along to The Stonecutter's Song- but read the lyrics below 'til the end because it looks like somebody is trying to add a very sinister twist to this tongue-in-cheek jingle that we all have grown to love. 

Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do!
Who leaves Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do! We do!
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Gutenberg a star?
We do! We do!
Who robs cave fish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do! We do!

And who makes some Catholic Priests commit scandalous sex crimes?
Well, according to a Yale University teaching assistant, WE DO!




The Stonecutter's Song


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John Paul Gomez
John Paul Gomez

Author

Bro. John Paul Gomez (aka Paul, JP, JPG) is a graphics designer by trade and a full-time father-of-4. He is currently the WM-Elect at Doric Lodge No. 316 AF&AM in Ontario, Canada. He is an honorary member of Harmonie Lodge No. 699 F&AM in Buffalo, New York. In his youth, he was a member of the International Order of DeMolay Occidental Mindoro Philippines Chapter and the Thomas Michael Sherry Priory Order of Knighthood. He is a wanabee Muaythai fighter.