It's just the beginning of August and 2020 is not showing signs of slowing down at all. With everything that is going on earth right now, sometimes the best thing to do is to K.C.S.H.
It's early in the morning and you're still a bit groggy from the way you slept. You went to the kitchen and prepared yourself your favourite hot brew. You've been looking forward to having it since last night. With a mug in your hand, you waddled into the living room, reached for the remote, and tuned in to NEWS.
You thought 2020 has made you battle-hardened but the latest breaking news on TV caught you by surprise. It's "The Breaking News" of all breaking news! Time seemed to stop, you temporarily lost your fine-motor control and your beautiful ceramic mug (hot beverage and all) began its cinematic descent towards the floor.
The lip of the cup got chipped and the handle broke off. You wanted to get mad but your bare and now very red and much-scalded leg (you swear its Master Mason degree burn) cannot be ignored. "At least the damn mug did not shatter into a million pieces.", you assured yourself as you suppressed back the tears and tried to stay positive.
As you bend down to pick up the damage, you felt a sharp shooting pain coming from your foot. That's when you realized that the only reason why the mug is not completely shattered is that your toe, which is now turning purple, cushioned its fall. Your morning just turned into a summarized version of 2020- it just keeps giving.
Only if the mug in the previous scenario happened to be our Keep Calm and Stay Home enamel camper mug, our hero's August morning would have been a little less stressful. It is lightweight (it will not break your foot), durable (it will not chip like ceramic) and multi-functional (you just know that this can easily be your favourite cup of all time- you can probably use it to chase off a squirrel in your backyard).
Limited edition of 100 units only! Get yours before they're gone!
• Material: Enamel
• Dimensions: height 3.14″ (8 cm), diameter 3.54″(9 cm)
• White coating with a silver rim
• Hand-wash only
• Printed in the USA
We respect that. Check out the ceramic version here.
Important: We make this product on demand. Please allow 2-5 business days to print and fulfill.
Attention! Don't heat liquids or food directly in the mug—it can damage the coating.
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